Animal Report

My favorite animal is the blue whale. The blue whale is a mammal. It is the biggest mammal in the world. It is actually part of a suborder of whales called baleen whales. The blue whale is only found in the indian and the pacific oceans. The blue whale is my favorite animal and whale because it is big and because it is blue which is my favorite color. If blue whales were red they would not be my favorite animal. The blue whale usually weighs between one hundred fifty and one hundred seventy metric tons. The blue whale is usually thirty meters long. On average the blue whale skull is 19 feet long. The blue whale feeds on by the filter method. The blue whale filters krill out of the water. The krill are basically very small shrimps. Krill would never be my favorite animal. The blue whale knows how to talk to other blue whales by making sounds underwater. I am impressed by this because I can not understand people when they try to talk to me under the water.

Favorite hybrid animal? What an astute question, my young friend. The answer, undoubtedly is... A monkhippobird. One half monkey. Why? Monkeys are freaking sweet. They're like people, what with their thumbs and (no homo) cute faces. One half hippo. Why? Size. No other traits of the ugly, largely overrated hippo, but their size. No small pussy animals up in here. One half bird. Why? The ability to fly is the one thing I keep praying for evolution to bring us one day. Hells yes. Think about it. Drive your gas guzzling four wheeled best to work. No. I'll fly to work, thank you very much. And while I'm at it I'll drink some Pina Colada. See my point? So if I could be any one hybrid animal, it would definitely be the mokhippobird. You can keep your ligers and your Dung beetle-squirrels; with all due Hokie Respect